||[Feb. 9th, 2006|01:33 pm]
And then there was Pie. And it was good.
Hello. XD My name is Floof, and I'm new, and I joined this community because I like pie and pirates.
I'm not really a writer, and I am Dutch, so my English isn't what it should be, but I got inspired by... the pie. <3
Title ♥ I don' eat no pie!
Author ♥ Floof.
Fandom ♥ Pirates of the Carribean.
Pairing ♥ Pintel/pie, possibly Ragetti/pie.(Oh noes!)
Rating ♥ ... I think for everyone? There isn't anything naughty. Possible anorexia triggers if you look into it. Nothing too bad.
Notes ♥ In the end, everyone loves pie.
I don' eat no pie!
"Ye shoul' eat sumfin', Rags. Ye didn' eat for two bloody days!" After finishing his second plate, the larger of the two pirates gave his rounded stomach a pat. "It ain' every day we get sumfin as good as cherry pie!" Grumpy as Pintel usually was, the sugar and sweetness of the pie had somehow managed to bring out his 'sweeter' side as well.
"...I...I don' eat no pie, Pinters, I ne'er eat no pie." Ragetti, wide-eyed, gave a pitiful sniffle. That slice of pie seemed so overwhelmingly large, like it'd be able to feed twenty men!, and he couldn't even imagine have a bite.
"Ye sure ye won' eat no pie? Smells good." A sly grin.
"So 'y don' ye bloody eat nuffin'?!"
"'cos it pie! I don' eat no bloody pie!" He'd squeak, on the verge of, once again, breaking down in sobs.
"Well." Pintel glared, as the effects of the sugar slowly but steadily abandoned him. "I'll 'ave ta shove it down yer scrawny throat then!" Grabbing onto the much weaker pirate, and, with Ragetti in one hand, pie in the other, Pintel did what had to be done. After plenty struggling, he managed to force some pie inside of the other. "AN' IT STAYS THERE."
A timid nod. "Stays there." Ragetti wouldn't admit it to anyone, but it really wasn't... as bad as he thought it would be. And a full tummy was a nice, if rather new, feeling.