Title: Gustatory Differences Author:drbillbongo Fandom: Hornblower Pairing: Hornblower/Bush Rating: Depends on your perv-level, I dare say. *wicked grin* Summary: The happily married couple has nightly discussions. Word Count: 340 Author's Note: Written for pint_of_boyd, who took part in my friends survey (My Big Damn Fic/Art Table) and prompted "scallops". Don't know if that qualifies as crack, but it's certainly silly. A million thanks go tomeletor_et_al for always being there for me when I need help with fic and to jedipirate who listened to my whining about the horribleness of this fic when she had just gotten out of bed. <3! Cut goes to my journal.